German wife Katja Kassin

Alright, look. Met this guy last week in the elevator of our building when I was coming home from work.

He's great, he's super buff, he knows his shit, I know he's gonna be able to do a good job.

But, like I said, your problem is your ass. It's too big, he needs to work that shit out.

Don't call my ass big, you stupid fuck. You're just trying to blame your problems on me.

No, no, no, no.